Pump before you hump.

National Masturbation Month continues and what’s better to masturbate with than a big spongy fat cock that’s been pumped until it’s ready to burst?  I’ve seen these things in action and they are pretty wild.  Maybe I’ll look for some hot penis pumping videos for a later post. The Wide Body Cylinder is designed for […]


Essentials: Masturbation Toys

National Masturbation Month continues and my quest is to bring you the best in masturbation assistance (other than my voice and pics, natch). Some great toys are highlighted in this video: Also, be sure to check out my favorite sex toys.


Essential: Tenga Rolling Head Masturbator

Being able to withstand extreme sensitivity is something all of you need to work on. It’s often my favorite challenge. This new masturbator will help with exactly that – especially if you are tied down and it is properly administered. Tenga Rolling Head Masturbator A little flexibility can be fun, from wacky drinking straws to […]


Essential: Tenga Soft Tube Cup

Let’s not forget about National Masturbation Month! In my ongoing quest to support your efforts to masturbate yourselves into a frenzy this month, here is another unique masturbation tool that should keep your throbbing cock productive. Tenga Soft Tube Cup Introduce yourself to the Tenga product line with the Soft Tube Cup masturbator, you’ll have […]


Essential: Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator

In honor of National Masturbation Month, and my demanding travel schedule, I will be focusing some upcoming blog posts on masturbation accessories.  You and I both know that a healthy cock is better for all of us and a healthy cock is one that is stroked and pumped regularly.  Please do your part to help […]


Summer necessities

While I’m a multi-seasonal person and I endeavor to give my breasts equal (non)coverage throughout the year, summertime is really prime time for my ta-tas. They come out in full force the moment my sweaters and fleece are packed away in the spring and everyone can enjoy them jiggling. There’s just something about how real […]


Today is a very good day

Today is a very good day to call me from inappropriate places.  These are some of my favorite calls…mostly because your heart rate is immediately elevated and you are usually particularly desperate.  I’ve heard from poor boys calling from some of the most interesting and inappropriate places. The gym, a party, the park, your car, a public restroom….you […]


More vanilla sex…can you blame me?

Summer is winding into autumn and that makes me think of hearty things like butternut squash soup, roasted turkey, and……..vanilla sex.  These two are young and cute, she’s sassy and bossy….a domina before she knows it.    He provides moral support as she reaches for what she needs.… Check out my Niteflirt profile.  It’s live […]


From the Home Depot

I love when a caller is somewhere he shouldn’t be with a hard on.  Today i got a sexy call from a guy who couldn’t get his hard cock to go down…and there he is roaming the aisles of Home Depot.  I sent him to the garden center to play with his cock and asked […]


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